maybe one day i'll be as happy as bonnie and clyde, romeo and juliet, sid and nancy, or harold and maude. i'm sure my relationship would be just as strange and dysfunctional. i might not go so far as to kill my partner or rob banks with them but we'd both have to be crazy. screw anyone who ever tells you that love is like a romantic comedy or a fairy tale. if it's going to keep my attention, it's going to have to be unusual. i mean, all my relationships thus far have been a complete disaster. maybe one day i'll get boring and old and i'll want prince charming but it's more likely i'd end up as a cat lady even though i'm not really a lover of animals or having responsibility for living creatures [for that matter].